with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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