If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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