I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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