Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
then he tried to convert me to islam
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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