whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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