No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
In America we eat man semen.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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