You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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