Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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