I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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