i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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