Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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