i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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