Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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