I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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