i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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