dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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