I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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