: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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