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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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