Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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