We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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