You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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