I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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