There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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