No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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