Who wears a wallet chain?!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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