I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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