love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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