i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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