He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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