This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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