Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
why is half of my head shaved?
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