no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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