I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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