: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
then he tried to convert me to islam
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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