Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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