belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We don't watch enough power rangers
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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