i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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