I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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