Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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