This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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