It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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