If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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