The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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