help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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