Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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