i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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