I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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