I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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