I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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