We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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