dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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