My hand turned me down
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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