Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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