hotel room ftw
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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