Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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