So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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